Last Thursday was the first of what will hopefully be a regular stand-up comedy night at The Cube. It was a private hire ( i.e. not organised on by Cube Volunteers ( though volunteers work the bar, front of house and ushering ) and open to the general public like any regular night ). The evening was put on by Comedypolitan, who brought with them a pretty healthy sized audience, possibly slightly straighter than sometimes, and presumably composed of many new to the Microplex . . .
. . . I heard at least one person initially put up a fight to pay the one pound membership on top of the high-for-cube-prices eight pound ticket price, though Lea, doing front of house, persuadably explained the volunteer-run principle.
I’ve always thought The Cube would be a good venue for stand-up, especially since seeing Rob Newman perform as part of an indymedia night back at thee start of 2005. There’s been quite a few Bill Hicks death-iversaries tribute nights, and things like Sunburned Hand of The Man’s “Mancry”, as Richie reminded me ( oops ) the improvisations of Movieoke ( Colin Smith is oftn featured doing the Colin Sell for Instant Wit ), SGX, even Lady Lucy, Casie O, Kid Carpet for QuWack, and, hmm, even, ahem, S&Hâ„¢ and mr_h’s câ„¢ could be considered comedy, I think, but this was the first solely stand-up night and I reckon it was a good start.
There were 2 main acts, Kevin Dewsbury and Paul Sinha plus compere James Cook. A slightly different line up to what was promised by the, by the way beautifully designed, programme ( I’m particularly glad to see the return of the cut-out mini guide – props to Kellen & Karolina ) . . .
. . . anyway, yes, the programme, and Comedypolitan’s site, listed the interesting sounding Pete Cain as the first act and Mark Olver as compere. I don’t know what happened but instead James Cook . . .
. . . warmed up the eager audience well and, though I missed videoing the best of them, made some impressively quick and sharp ad-libs.
Kevin Dewsbury was the first main act on who, like James Cook, incorporated some references to being in a Cinema – even asking if we actually still show films, possibly unsure due to Robin‘s excellent work blacking out the screen . . .
. . . I enjoyed all the acts, especially Perrier (or whatever it’s called these days) nominee Paul Sinha who was last on.
Overall I felt the comedy was obviously of a good standard, and a good thing to have at The Cube, though perhaps slightly mainstream-alternative / too obvious for my personal taste . . . I tend to enjoy the lateral chops of stuff that veers more towards the more absurd / “surreal” ( I’d say my favourite stand-up would be Steven Wright, who had his heyday in the late 80’s – sk8r in his thirties Dimitri Martin does something ( possibly rather too) similar these days – or Vic & Bob / Harry Hill type territory – who as ITV staples actually must be mainstream-mainstream come to think of it, so excuse me. Maybe Gary Le Strange, who was very funny at Latitude, might be quite Cubequese ( ? ) but if I had to think of a stand-up made for The Cube I’d suggest Josie Long with her DIY ethos and understanding “the other, perhaps somewhat obsolescent usage“, of the word amateur. . . ) .
Anyways, you can check out some moments I got on the memory card here . . .
Bit of a laugh, init.
Afterwards I ventured off to the newly, and socially, pimped out Thekla ( scrubbed up nice as it goes ) for Edan, the most masterful of mic manipulators playing on their re-opening night. Got video of that too, which I’ll just link to rather than embed as it’s not strictly Cube related and I don’t want to raise the ire of bluster blog bless-all himself AL . . . although there were more regular Cube faces there than at the comedy evening.
As you may have heard at the end of the vid, there’s more comedy performance this Saturday at The Cube from Wisbey and Johnny Trunk of, the really quite wonderful, Trunk Records fame doing their “Dirty Fan Male” show which has been a big hit at Edinburgh and elsewhere . . .
Recommended
( please do follow the link for a full explanation on Channel 4’s page ( they made a film about it – The Cube’s showing a special version of the actual performance, not the film ) . . . ).
Yes we were all Children once my friends (I can’t believe I was 16 in that photo), I remember when Pater took me under his arm and said ‘Son, this is a Dick Dale record, I hid this up my ass for 2 years whilst I was in a POW camp in Vietnam, now it’s time you had it‘. I could be mixing up this story with another, I’m not sure I’ll check with my analyst/therapist (personally I think those buisness cards were a mistake). Anyhow what fun we had, we actually had some children turn up and lots of punters made the effort to wear a Hawaiian shirt or more.
First up was Michael E Gorton a last minute replacement. He did a fine job, kinda reminded me of a slighty less comatose Jonathan Richman. Meanwhile in the Bar
I had alot of fun spining some tunes, my usual mix of Surf, Greasy Rock ‘n’ Roll, Exotica, Lounge, Psychobilly etc, hell I even got ’em dancing once or twice
Why Bernard (aka Mike) wears a Monk’s habit I’ll never know but he regailed us with stories about rubbish mobile phones, Italian restaurant disasters and the video playing behind amongst other things. Well done chaps.
More music in the bar and then time for the Classic Surf film BIG WEDNESDAY
MEANWHILE IN THE BAR
A great night which even top comedian Dave Gorman turned up too
Just thought I’d share this (ages I’d planned to do a pick of the week on here but now I have a proper job and don’t get to listen to radio 4 all day, boo)
This is about the band leader Spike Jones, no not the video one, who you might have heard recently on an advert doing Cocktails for Two. He also did The daring Young Man on the Flying trapeze and Don’t Hit your Grandmother with a Shovel…
but be quick cos I’m not sure how long it’s up for! (As far as I know you can’t save them).
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It’s been a while, but I wasn’t going to miss this one . . .
Last Friday found The Cube holding the 2nd ( or is it the 3rd . . ? ) part of QuWack, the mini-festival of 15 minute performances by uncategoriseable soloists who are cut by the closing Cube curtains whether they are ready to finish or not.
Do you remember the first time, QuWack ( M ) ? It was in May, back on the other side of 2006’s summer, and consisted of 2 days ( Hence the 2nd or 3rd part confusion above ).
That M stood for Male rather than May though, and this time it was QuWack ( F ) – see if you can work out what that’s for . . .
I didn’t hear anyone particularly express this, but you might think forcing a gender divide could be contentious or just plain unnecessary . . . but I think, like the other arbitrary rules, such as the 15 minute lenght of sets and solo artists only, it placed a constraint within which to be creative that was very effective over all – just this time it’s effect was for those choosing who to programme . . .
Events put on by Cube associates like Blackout and Venn, and alternative/electronic events just generally across the globe, have many times been criticised for being too weighted in favour of male performers, and even though there was still twice as many men than women over all, I suspect it could have been even further out of wack if that arbitrary rule hadn’t been in place . . .
I don’t want to bang on about it too much, but I reckon one of the main reasons an imbalance exists generally is because, regardless of gender, being approached in the first place is so important in giving you a chance to think about what you can do . . . and for a variety of reasons men just seem to get asked more.
In blogging the first one I think I praised Chiz and Mark for coming up with a format that forced the performers to think very carefully what they could do in the allotted time. I for one enjoyed making a one-off set for The Computer, which , not so incidentally, probably wouldn’t have spent the summer touring the country if Mark hadn’t asked me at some point to come up with a way to “perform” my electronic covers live . . .
Anyway, as with the first two nights every single performer . . .
. . . took to the challenge with style, and, for my money, once again, there wasn’t a duff performance all night. Unfortunately it also shared similarly sparse audience figures as the very first M night had – though the second M was packed out as I remember, possibly thanks to the draw of Kid Carpet‘s name.
Continuing the form from before was Adam Faraday‘s live documentation . . .
. . . he videoed all the performers across the evening onto a single tape . . . and no sooner than some footage was captured, was it projected onto the closed curtains during the setting up for the next act. A simple but highly effective method of visually pulling the event together and building expectation for the next performance.
Also expertly tying everything together, and also reprising a role from the first time, was Lea Potinek . . .
. . . once again introducing the acts with a sharp sense of cabaret. Lea as you may have noticed from above was also the first act on, doing a seven and a half minute performance. She also ended with another seven and a half minutes so dividing her 15 minutes in a echo of Twocsinak‘s performance that was split in half over the two M nights.
Sadly, and a bit stupidly, I managed to miss Lea’s opening performance as I was oblivious to it starting, enjoying Nina‘s DJ ing in the bar . . .
. . . but happily caught Lea’s closing one, an electronic interpretation of ‘The Erl King’ by Schubert ( although my camera didn’t ).
The first performance I got to see, presumably flown in from the States, was The Electricfyin’ Casey O . . .
. . . who sent us to sexy preset Casio heaven with some super fresh moves and cool, and manic, comedy command of the mic.
. . . who completely mesmorised the audience performing three amazing songs for electric guitar and voice that I later found out she had only written that week. Even more astounding, given just how arresting the performance was, this was the first time she had performed it that style, i.e. not using electronics, for two and a half years. Seems a great waste for what could have been in-between, but I’m very grateful she decided to come back.
The next performer was someone I had not heard of before – Chipper . . .
. . . Her setup was cello with live processing via laptop, and also succeeded in captivating the audience. This was one single piece over the 15 minutes which was artfully constructed with a real feel for the over all musical dynamic of the piece rather than getting caught up in the technical possibilities of processing. It reminded me a bit in feel to Team Brick’s show stopping finale to the M night, and I think he dug it too as I heard a distinctive low “yeaha-ah!” when the appreciative applause broke out as the last note fell away.
Back after a short break, with Rosie swapping DJing with Nina in the Bar . . .
. . . the second half started with Lady Lucy . . .
. . . Originally billed as “Lady Lucy and the MPC”, though due to a last minute change of plan it was Lady and her laptop instead ( stay tuned for the first LL & MPC outing . . . ). After a reprise of “I ride my Sk8board, yeh” as featured in her recent “Don’t Do Tricks” DVD launch. Lady took to the mic, much to everyone’s delight, with a rambling but somehow completely hilarious story about being advised to learn to love karaoke at her art school interview, and brought up, on the feed from her laptop which was on the cinema screen behind her, scanned images of her paintings of Blondie, hand clicked on in Windows Picture and Fax viewer. Then, using a downloaded midi file as backing, Lady performed a version of ‘Rapture‘, and on finishing asked for a female volunteer from the audience. Jessica Marlowe obliged and they sang The Bangles ‘Manic Monday’ together, after Googling live on stage for the lyrics, with much of the audience joining in the shamelessly shambolic fun.
After that delightful disorderliness, Irina Artamonova . . .
. . . who I’d never caught a performance by before ( though I’d hoped to see staff panic only wall unit at Venn ). She came in contrast to the preceding chaos with what I presume was a well rehearsed, certainly a well structured one. Behind a whole raft of impressive looking electronics, no laptop there ( at least I didn’t spot one ) she built up a beautiful, noisy and slightly terrifying, as in awesome, piece. Particularly engaging was the way she skilfully worked her voice in.
This was followed by Rasha Shaheen who has gigged quite a lot with her solo stuff, I recommend her album Hatshepsut, and I assumed she would be playing some tracks from her regular set. Instead, presumably with the M / F theme in mind Rasha appeared very strikingly on stage ( though not that visible in the pics ) in full Niqab and performed the Islamic call for Prayer, or Adhan, with layers of electronic processing . . .
. . . After the performance Rasha explained that this piece, which she had been performed before, is in protest against the fact that it is forbidden for women to perform the prayer. Rasha then said after this serious piece she would like to do something more fun – show her “home movie” . . .
. . . Sheesha – how to prepare one. With much musical equipment on stage the subtitles were a bit obscured from some audience angles. A plucky soul took the initiative to get on stage and to rearrange stuff to give everyone a better view. Accidentally, and unintentionally rather theatrically, she cut the film by pushing down the onstage laptop’s lid to her brief embarrassment, but actually to the audience’s, including Rasha’s warm hearted amusement.
After the film resumed, with no further hitches, Lea had the honour of introducing herself once more . . .
. . . and finished off the evening with that fine electronic reworking of Schubert.
All in all a very entertaining evening. It felt a shame not to have been enjoyed by a fuller audience, though at least one person I spoke to rather enjoyed the fact they saw something so good so exclusively. It was full of stuff, but seemed to end too soon – I would have loved to have had the chance to see a second F night as before . . . not sure what the plan is now for QuWack, but if you hear it comes back, I suggest you make tracks.
Meanwhile here’s a couple of YouTubes of moments I managed to capture . . .
But I digress, the reason I love Liam is many fold, but basically Liam says he wants to be the new Russ Meyer and he wrote and directed a great Burlesque film
which starred yours truly (as myself) and a small part for The Cube Orchestra who also did the . . .
Friday 1st saw the Cube host the Greatness of the Magnificence Bowie Night, in which I played a fleeting part as a member of the Orchestra Cube. I actually spent most of the evening serving behind the bar, allowing me to indulge in my hobby of observing the drinking habits of the British public, well the Cube clientele. According to Zuleika , the size of the bar take can be extrapolated from the number of Absinthe shots sold. When the bar was cashed up at the end of the evening, we discovered we had taken some 800 quid.
With 77 paying punters, plus perhaps another 23 assorted volunteers, band members, groupies and liggers, that’s around 100 people in the building, giving an average spend per punter of £8. Eight quid gets you three bottles of beer or lager, which on the face of it doesn’t sound too unreasonable during the course of the evening’s entertainment.
What is possibly more interesting to contemplate is the standard deviation, or spread of this average. As some people may be limiting themselves to a single drink, it follows that some people must be drinking the equivalent of 5 or 6 bottles. Still, this is a society where alcohol consumption and excessive alcohol consumption is the social norm.
We seem to have gone a bit goth…but it is for halloween. Well the idea was Miss Havisham gets gilted, hearts bleed, she gets a boat to venice, drinks Absinthe with a Dark Count, puts on her ball gown and heads to our masked ball…..
Join us on a trip down no tricks alley.
Super Group Extreme are playing. Skating stories from the mindscape of Hannah G
It is gonna be a kind of end of summer party !
All everybody welcome: It’s free !!!