Movieoke Nein? Yah, Ist Sehr Gut.

Max Blackout

D’yall like the pun? Inspired by The World Cup I guess, and my own pretensions, I’m now punning in German. WOW.

First some behind the scenes shots of the putting the parts of Movieoke togetherness (or the general panicing and frantic last minute phone calls).
Chris and LiamAnalisLiam Hop

Exciting huh?

Anyhow Movieoke 9 bought us new exciting developments and mayhem. First of all Colin Smith was unable to play keyboards so into his huge shoes stepped Marcus Valentine from the Cube Orchestra Marcus Valentine Considering Marcus’ meagre talent, the lad did well. He also regalled the crowd with his jumping around on stage and general lunatic dancing, At one stage he even lept into my drum kit, for which I’d usually rompa i suoi piedini but the show must go on. I forget what film Marcus did but I do remember being pretty pleased with my own perfromance backing him up. Tom also showed hither unknown keyboards skills. I’m also pleased Marucus’ kids didn’t have to witness his embarrassing dad behaviour.
And yes Tom did host in his usual languid and skilful manner Tom Tom will be off somewhere soon so who will step into his shoes I do not know?
The night started slow but gradually filled up. At first only Daniel behind the bars friends Simon and Ana turned up.
Simon and Ana
I think they’d have been up for it even if they’d been on their own, Simon’s an Actor and Ana is a singer, as you’ll see in a moment. Anyway more turned up later and the Movieoke magic began………………………………………….

Listen out for the audiences enjoyment of the sponateous use of the word Bitch there.

Dave wasn’t too impressed when Max told him that scene was boring, so he regaled us with this performance:

There was of course plenty of other great performances but in a lull Austrian Ana got up and joined me and Marcus in a Movieoke song:

Good Job.

Well the night had to end for the punters, but so often the night just begins for us Cubesters.
I won’t go into too much detail but Chair dancing with Polly and a very drunk Mr Hopkinson (who introduced himself with the phrase, hello I’m very drunk) was very popular:

More dancing and girl fun continued. Here Zulieka, Lady Lucy and Polly play touch the bar and back race Run ladies run And more dancing Polly. Oh what a fine time we all had. I even had the chance to see Zulieka do some magic (I was very tired and drunk by now as you may be able to tell by my slurred words on this next clip).

A great time was had by all, I hope to see you at the next one,

Big Love Richie Paradise Richie Paradise

PS Marcus is hugely talented in case you thought I was serious about his talent actually being meagre (he also has very powerful lawyers).

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first aid for the cube

I just came back from doing an appointed person’s first aid course which I zealously volunteered to do for the cube. It is a ‘corporate training’ day course, which should tell you a lot, and it involved disturbing plastic torsos, a flip chart, etc. At least I got to keep some bandages, although overall it was a pretty depressing affair. The teacher (70 year old man) seemed to take a dislike to me and when I asked a question wheeled round and roared “WHAAATTT???” as if it was a really stupid question. Which it might have been to be fair. He also seemed to not listen to a word that anybody (especially me) said. So when I said I worked at a cinema, he kept on asking me questions about conservation. I thought it would be kinder to make it up rather than correct him. In fact, when he asked anybody anything it was really just an excuse to talk about himself for a while. All the people whose lives he’s saved. etc. He also kept on talking about “windows of opportunity” which seemed hilariously ironic when sat in a practically windowless 1950s concrete ex-high school in Lawrence Weston. I also completely failed to put a really really obese woman in the recovery position. Her elbow wouldn’t reach the ground. Talking of failing, I kept on thinking of how embarrassing it would be if I failed the course. However, it’s ok, it turned out to be totally unfailable (they printed off the certificates before the end of the day). Anyway, I’m now the person to turn to if you fall over or something at the cube. But please try not to.

By the way, please come to the cube on saturday night for some SECRETARY themed membership data entry frolics.
xxxxx

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Volunteers in the Park

Just some images from our meeting in the park.
I think it’s safe to say the Sweetcorns won the rounders!…..?

We thought we might enjoy storms and showers but got away with a few fat drops of rain and a bit of thunder.

St Andrew's Park

Volunteers in the Park

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Super Regroup Extreme!

On Venn Friday SuperGroupExtreme were ( almost ) all on stage again in The Cube, almost without noticing . . .

The Supergroup cleans up

Missing member Extraordinary turned up the next day in the HERE gallery . . .

http://www.bass-clef.blogspot.com/

I hear word that a proper reformation might be on the cards for . . .

launcing the DVD + comic book
> > set of DONT DO TRICKS on 2nd September 2006.

Don’t call it a comeback.

Now what ever happened to those Southpark voice overs we did back in ’04?

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This weekend’s Olympic Games in Bristol

Steve Stuffit asked me to post about The Peak Oil Olympics that is taking this place this weekend.

Peak Oil Olympics
1 Day and 1 Night of games and challenges investigating supply lines in a *Peak Oil world. In the urban wilds of bristol play and collectively locate : Food :Water : Shelter: Communication: Heat
Schedule
Sat 1st July – meet midday Cube Cinema for registration
1pm – 5pm : Feral Food and water location and collection
5pm – 9pm : Autonomous shelter location and creation, inc ferry crossing over the river (facilitated by heath bunting)
9pm – close : Feral Food Banquet, Heat generation, Team presentations
Feral trade coffee + snacks will be available during the event (traded by Kate Rich)
Throughout the day there will be opportunities to complete climbing, tunneling, permaculture and Peak Oil Propaganda challenges
Sunday 2nd July – Rest and /or open source challenges, Award ceremony
Suggested kit to bring
Water
Compass
Energy Snacks
Sleeping bag
Tupperware for feral collections
Misc
All participants will receive
A map showing location of challenges
Survival manual v 1.0
All material from event and user generated insights and techniques will be incorporated into a collective manual v 2.0 also containing cutting edge writings on peak oil, using MUTE’s Print on Demand service

An exhibition of all things peak oil at
Cube Cinema: 1 – 9 July

Create Centre Cafe: – 10 – 21 July
Links
http://www.stuffit.org/peak/ – general info
POPEX – Peak Oil People investigating Economies and Xchange

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And…..

I forgot to add this, I went for an al fresco slash and found this good bit of Graffiti

Graffiti

WORD.

Forza, Richie Paradise

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I Love Theo

Theo Berry is a bloody good egg, as we used to say at Eton. Theo works for Remix an music/arts organisation in Bristol who do loads of interesting things with kids. Some of the stuff is to do with The Colston Hall and I think this was a joint project with PICTURE THIS. The actual thing we played to is all described HERE. Anyway Theo contacted me and asked if The Cube Orchestra could do a live rescore of a film to demonstrate to some young people who would be spending a weekend with distinguished tutors (Patrick Duff, Mooz, Tom Bugs, My Ambulance is on Fire, Max Milton, Nik Young and Sean Lee) and doing the same thing on Sunday.
It was in the old Tobacco Warehouse in Cumberland Basin, you know the one by the Create Centre. The exhibition was situated round the back

back

and inside was this (and more)

inside

Anyway we played to this great piece which was made up of archive material from people sent out into the British Empire. All of the films were in the vaults at the excellent Empire And Commonwealth Museum. It gave us lots of exotic images to play to and was about 24 minutes of fun.

Cube OrchestraCube Orch
And THUS it Was Good.

Ciao. Blond and loving it, Richie Paradise Richie Paradise

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ad (di+ional infomation)

SGX at SLG . . .

do come

[ SuperGroupExtreme were formed in The Cube Microplex ]

and if you come down a day earlier you can catch the opening for this too . . .

nothing to do with the cube

[ dubious links to The Cube – basically I ( the shameless self-serving moderator ) am in it ]

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L.E.D.s at Venn

Green, red, sometimes orange diodes, only slightly smaller than children’s milk teeth, illuminated the sound desks erected at gigs throughout Venn. Some flickered, some stayed for the duration, others remained transparent, keeping their colour to themselves. They reminded me of some equally small lights I saw a few years ago in Paris. While I was at university, a friend of mine was living in this city and every so often I’d visit her, usually when I’d received my student grant. One time we went for a walk and ended up near Nôtre Dame. She took me to a place nearby on the riverfront, Le Mémorial des Martyrs de la Déportation, a memorial to the many thousands of individuals who were deported from France to death camps by the Nazis and complicit Vichy government during the 1940s. It has been several years since I visited the memorial but one aspect of it remains very clear in my memory: the walls of a dim, narrow corridor covered in thousands of tiny luminous quartz crystals, each one symbolising a deportee.

It is not so strange to think of those lost souls when attending a gig. The concentration of humanity within ill lit rooms of course has the difference of intention, of fate perhaps. Yet when I think of all the sound desks I have gazed upon I wonder if there are enough L.E.D.s in the world to commemorate all the lives which have been maimed or cut short and all those that are yet to be.

http://fcit.usf.edu/holocaust/resource/gallery/PARIS.htm

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Venn at the John Wesley Rooms

Over at the John Wesley chapel and rooms there was an anomaly of peace amongst the shops swarming with debt ridden consumers. I walked over with a friend who was scheduled to give a talk there but we soon drifted apart to chat with other people. I spotted Pash, a good friend of mine. He was standing behind some electronic equipment on one side of the courtyard, close to the statue of Mr. Wesley himself. We had a chat but he and his two friends were providing the sounds that were drifting around the shaded courtyard so I stepped back and listened. Birdsong. I suppose one might expect birdsong to be present in such a place; a place of God and a quiet nook in the city. But I guess that expectation would be wrong otherwise why make a point of playing birdsong here? I read the information posted near Mr. Wesley’s feet. Apparently the noises of an urban landscape are having a profound effect on birds. It’s drowning it out and the birds are losing their songs and thus an essential component of their mating rituals. The idea behind the installation was to highlight this problem and blast some birdsong into an area of the city that, in terms of nature, is sonically barren

This conjured up something I came across in Brussels whilst doing an internship there nearly ten years ago. I’d get off the evening tram a few stops early in order to make the most of the streets and stretch my legs. There was a street I particularly liked and always used to reach my hotel. It was wide and pedestrianised and was home to a café called ‘The Cow Jumped Over the Moon’ where you could sit outside and enjoy a milkshake. However, my main reason for choosing this route was because of the birdsong. It was so loud. Pausing to listen to those tweeters I’d feel like I’d arrived, that this was what life was about- simple beauties in foreign cities. One of my colleagues, however, provided the explanation behind the song and I guess taught me there are rarely simple beauties. Apparently that street was well known for the birdsong- an eccentric inhabitant played chirrupy recordings from a stereo he’d placed in his apartment window which happened to look out on the street. All spring and summer the song would pour out but when window closing weather arrived the songs stayed behind the glazing. I didn’t know what to make of this. I believed the woman who told me but having written it down here I’m not sure if I still do. How often have I seen birds actually singing anyway?

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